Mick Dennis Masterclass 4/11/10

Please Sky, can we have Mick Dennis on every morning?

"I'm ignoring the script this morning... most stories are about the results in last night's Champions League games... and going straight for Ronaldo's dive, the back page headline of my paper"

Good work Mick...

"Now onto my pet subject, the Olympic Stadium, Tottenham & West Ham..."

OK, carry on...

"And the final story, my pet subject, referees..."

Mick Dennis; the gift that keeps on giving...

Mick back on top form this morning with his brand of bewildering toddler's logic, explaining to the SSN public why a 1-0 win over Turkish Side Bursaspor (who are yet to secure a Champions League point) proves that United are, indeed, still a top team:

"...Look at the stats; over 60% of the possession, 60% of the territory, that's not the mark of a team in decline..."

Mike Wedderburn openly stifled a 'guffaw'.

Mick Dennis Quote of the Week

After a torrid couple of days for the organisers of the Commonwealth Games with tales of dogshit & dengue fever, housewives's favourite Mick Dennis got all "geo-political" this morning as he delivered his verdict on the problems in Dehli:

"...India, with a population of 1 billion, and soon to be one of the largest economies in the world, deemed important enough for the Prime Minister to visit leading a trade delegation from the UK... there's a bit more at stake than a few athletes worrying about faulty plug sockets...".

You really couldn't make it up.