Tuesday 31 August 2010

Club That Hit The Jackpot Insist Money Can Buy Love In Long Term

(c) kipper @ bluevibe / The Thunderer.

James Ducker says Manchester City are creating more than just blue-sky thinking two years after Sheik Mansour changed the game's landscape.

To all but the handful of people who knew what was about to unfold, August 31 2008, was just going to be another day in the life of Manchester City.

"I was scratching around for some information on a player from Syria we were looking around to sign on a free transfer," Dave Fallows the club's scouting and recruitment coordinator said. "Then club secretary Bernard Halford put down his pork pie, farted, picked up the phone and said "are you sure you're not after Manchester United? This is Manchester City" the caller said "No!" and the news broke. "BERLUDDY HELL!" said Bernard.

It is two years today since ADUG swept into Manchester signing Robinho for a British record £34.2 million fee as a "signal of our very real intent" and changing the face of a football club that had become a byword for mediocrity but the landscape of football in the process.

To their critics they have become "big, bad City", a club hellbent on ruining football with their "kamikaze" spending and whose brashness is embodied in a loose-tonged chief executive and the shoddy handling of Mark Hughes' sacking as a manager last December.

Even now the mind boggles at the sums involved - more than £350 million on 21 new signings almost £500 million committed in wages - but the accusation of recklessness are at odds with the work that has been taking place behind the scenes.

A degree of scepticism surrounds Sheik Mansour's insistence, first spelt out in his open letter to City supporters that he is "a long-term investor" but while he has made no secret of desire to fast-track the club to success, the foundations are being laid to create a sustainable legacy even if people have often been hypnotised by the billionaire's largesse to take notice.

"The owners have been clear from the start that there would have been little point making such a significant capital expenditure in the playing squad if we did not also look to put into place a truly world class infrastructure that would enable the club to achieve its goals"
Garry Cook, City Chief Exec.

It would be wrong to suggest the City of old were dysfunctional - the academy has produced 31 graduates to the first team, 65 professional footballers and 12 internationals since it was set up in 1998 so the club were doing something right - but Cook like his Abu Dhabi paymasters, was shocked to discover the lack of a professional.cohesive structure in place.

No one, for example, knew something as basic as the number of staff employed (the figure now stands at 359) things were often done on a whim and information, scouting reports included, tended to be stored in people's heads, or on the back of one of Bernard's envelopes, and not on computer or database so if they moved on, it was lost for ever. An air of disillusionment hung around the place.

Adopting an ethos of "aggressive patience" as Simon Pearce the ADUG director of communications calls it, City set about changing the culture.

Now all employees have have pensions, life assurance and free BUPA healthcare and get the chance to rub shoulders with the players at quarterly meetings designed to bring everyone at the club up to speed with the latest developments. The idea is to make the tea lady feel as included as Carlos Tevez.

Staff who have served the club for 20 years or more are given a free holiday to a European destination of their choice and £1000 spending money. Unfortunately, Bernard Halford caught a stomach bug on his "Ten Day Coach Tour of the English Riviera" and spent a week in Torbay Hospital, Torquay with explosive diarrhoea.

"In terms of environment the is unrecognisable from what it was two years ago, even if we very purposefully looked to ensure throughout that it has never lost its identity or the soul that makes it so special. If anything, we have sought to build on that, to try to bring fans, people closer to the club than before, all the while raising standards of professionalism to new levels"
Cook.

City surveyed more than 20,000 fans across the age ranges over an 18-month period to establish what they wanted before embarking on £9 million investment in supporter-related-infrastructure. Some said they could not get a beer quickly enough at half-time, so multipour pumps were introduced. An indoor ticket office was built so fans would not get soaked standing in the rain. Marco Pierre White and Paul Heathcote, the world renowned sausage flippers chefs provided food on match days. Hundreds of children will soon be able to play game consoles in the concourses of the vastly over-hauled family stand.

Nowhere is the attention to detail more noticeable than in the "player-care" department. Within six days of signing from Aston Villa for Manchester City James Milner had a newly furnished house, right down to the cappucino carpet that the England's midfield player's girlfriend Amy wanted in their lounge. There are three preferred tenders for each service the club offer from tree surgeons to cosmetic surgeons, while a multi-lingual four man team are on 24 hour call to cater for the players' every need.

Some may say it is the players being pampered to the point where they can't do anything for themselves. City argue that it is necessary to allow them to solely concentrate on football.

"The club's ambition on the pitch had to be mirrored off it and we hope that it is beginning to take shape. There is a lot still to do. In many respects the real hard work starts now, with the next few years promising to be one of the most exciting and we hope successful chapters in Manchester City's history"
Cook.

Almost £4.5 million has been spent turning Carrington into a first class training facility and a further £3.7 million improving the academy at Platt Lane, but soon they may be under the same roof.

City have recently acquired 80 acres of land in Openshaw West with a view to relocating the entire set up to a site ten times the size of the existing base.

As an indication of what might lie in store, the club have spent the last 18 months visiting and analysing the best sporting facilities around the globe. Commercially, £1 million has been spent on transforming the club's website.

An Arabic version of the website was launched in February and a Spanish and Portuguese one will be imminently. Previously there were two lead sponsors, now there are ten.

"There's an opinion that we are abandoning the youth system because we are just going to keep buying players. That's actually the antithesis of what we're trying to do"
Cook.

For all the money lavished on players, the principal goal is to create a youth system to to rival and better clubs such as Arsenal City did not have a scouting network as such two years ago, now they have 11 full time scouts.

The aim according to Fallows, is two-fold, - first to ensure the likes of Ryan Giggs do not slip through their grasp and second to produce or unearth players good enough to go on to play not a handful but hundreds of first team games.

Many questions remain.The 1-0 defeat at Sunderland proved what a tough task City will have qualifying for the Champions League this season, let alone winning the title, while one wonders how a club that posted losses of £92.6 million for the year ending May 2009 can ever hope to "break even"? And how will UEFA's impending financial fair-play rules affect them?

All will be answered in time but nothing will quell their ambition.

Sheik's Mansour's spending in two years at City

£488m
committed on wages of new signings.

£355m
purchasing new players

£210m
buying club

£9m
improving stadium and fan related infrastructure

£4.5m
overhauling Carrington

£3.7m
expanding Platt Lane academy

£3.1m
Building "City at Home" offices

£2m
investing in local and global community projects

TOTAL COMMITTED OUTLAY

£1.08 BILLION

Thursday 26 August 2010

26/08/10 Mick Dennis on SSN

"Watching Peter Crouch last night I thought, if only he'd played in South Africa things might have been very different..."

Wednesday 25 August 2010

SSN (in HD) review...

Paul McCarthy back to Capello bashing this morning, and the headline of the day by the thinking man's moron, Shaun Custis:

The Sun

Onto the interview given by Jose Mourinho yesterday on Sky and this interpretation by Neil Moxley:

The Mail

Paul also added that Jose "...agrees with Sir Alex about Man City's kamikaze spending"
How ironic.

The we got 'journalistic third person quote of the day':


"A couple of poor results in the upcoming games and I can see the press really turning on Capello"


Saturday 21 August 2010

The stupidity of comparing transfer fees

Inevitably this week, twitterland was full of incredulity from supposed respected journalists that Ozil and Khedira moved to Real Madrid for the same combined fee as James Milner moved to Manchester City for.

The comparisons were not surprising, but still deeply depressing. So I wrote a quick blog.

http://www.footballfancast.com/2010/08/football-blogs/ridiculous-you-may-as-well-compare-joe-cole-and-chris-smalling

Wanted dead or alive

Preferably dead.


Friday 20 August 2010

Sports hack fears for job

This wasn't in the script. The wank comic this fella writes for doesn't DO questioning manU. Tut, tut, David: you won't be getting an invite to the Sunday Supplement breakfast table for knitwear and croissants any time soon with this kind of factual comment piece...

Revealed: the envious truth behind Fergie's 'kamikaze' spending dig at Manchester City
David McDonnell
So Sir Alex Ferguson thinks Manchester City's mega summer spending spree is "kamikaze" and the wrong way to go about achieving sustainable success.
This from the man who has broken the British transfer record on no fewer than three occasions and who has operated at the so-called "kamikaze" end of the market for more than a decade.
This from the man whose own club distorted values in the current transfer market by demanding a world record £80m fee for Cristiano Ronaldo when Real Madrid came knocking again last summer and refused to take no for an answer.
And this from the man who this week admitted he spent £7m on unknown Portuguese striker Bebe, without having seen him play live or even watched footage of him on video. If that's not "kamikaze" spending, then I don't know what is.
The Manchester united boss has spent the summer declaring there is no value in the current transfer market which, he claims, is the reason he has spent so frugally, just £24m in the close season compared to City's £130m outlay on six players.
That is clearly a smokescreen to mask the true picture, the financial constraints Fergie is now working under at united, against the backdrop of the £716m debt the Glazers have plunged the club into, which has restricted the freedom the Old Trafford boss used to enjoy when it came to spending.
The days when Fergie could spent vast sums like £29m on Rio Ferdinand, £28m on Juan Sebastian Veron or £30m on Dimitar Berbatov are over. The united boss claims the money from the sale of Ronaldo is there for him to spend should he wish, but even the most ardent united fan knows that is patently untrue.
Fergie is now operating at a different level in the market and his "kamikaze" jibe seems to be born out of a grudging acceptance of that fact, when he too would like the unlimited riches that Mancini has at his disposal.
Mancini offered a compelling and articulate defence of City's spending on the eve of the club's Europa League tie against Timisoara in Romania, pointing out that the likes of United and Chelsea had spent years doing the same and now it was the turn of his club.
His predecessor, Mark Hughes, freely admitted City were packing the work of several transfer windows into one or two in an effort to catch up with the likes of united and Chelsea, and shake up the established order of the Premier League. And in a free market economy, who can blame them if they have the resources to do so?
There is no getting away from the fact City have spent exorbitant sums in the transfer market this summer, but what Fergie has failed to acknowledge is that Roberto Mancini has invested in young players who are likely to benefit the club for years, the only exception being 27-year-old former Barcelona midfielder Yaya Toure.
But in David Silva, 24, James Milner, 24, Jerome Boateng, 21, Mario Balotelli, 20 and Aleksandar Kolarov, 24, Mancini has bought players whose best years are ahead of them and who should ultimately prove value for money for City in the long term if that proves to be the case.
And if City do win the title this season or in the coming years as they inevitably will do, given the financial backing they now have, Fergie's "kamikaze" dig will look as hollow as the current Old Trafford coffers.

Steven Howard is a fuckwit



This man has written the bitterest, most clichéd football article of the week. Can't be arsed linking to the disgraceful rabbit hutch liner that he writes for, there is a clue below though. In a week of unparalleled bilious bollocks, written mainly about one particular club, this is some feat. If you ever see Steven Howard at the match (probably at White Hart Lane, as the sorry cunt appears to be a poisonous Spurs fan), you know what to do.



Thursday 19 August 2010

19/08/2010 SSN bollocks of the day

Deary me. Mick Dennis has a 'lucid moment':

"You need massive resources to compete in the Premier League nowadays"

It appears he's just realised this,

"there aren't enough oil oligarchs to go around"

which is a debatable point obviously,

"The Premier league is top-heavy"

regarding the rich clubs, and

"...this is unfair".


It's taken 18 years to get to this level of enlightenment. Next week, Mick is set to reveal that the Pope is Catholic and bears shit in the woods...

Tuesday 17 August 2010

Curry Club 17/08/10

Deary me, five-chins Curry does not get any better :

"Joe Cole's ridiculous red card against Man City last weekend..."

"Referees tend to stick together do they not?"

"Joe's a true hero on Merseyside after just one and a half games"

Monday 16 August 2010

Big up for Howie...

Another excellent piece by friend of the fan(s) , Howard Hockin. Look at the quotes on page three and try to put names to them - go on, it's easy...

why-football-supporters-feel-the-need-to-defend-their-corner

Sunday 15 August 2010

Bad transvestite


More unadulterated bullshit from prize prat, Brian Woolnough. I won't even link to the appalling comic for which he writes this bollocks.

"No sympathy either for Steve Coppell who has done another quick vanishing act by walking out on Bristol City. Coppell has now retired from management. It smacks of Manchester City all over again when Coppell walked away soon after arriving because he couldn’t get on with the then chairman, Peter Swales."

Steve Coppell was Manchester City manager from 6th October 1996 to 8th November 1996. Peter Swales died 2nd May 1996.

Prize twat Neil Ashton


Friday 13 August 2010

Mamma Mia! It's Dumb & Dumber


Thick as pig shit. And him too. (PG).

Painful prime time viewing on MCN (formerly known as SSN). An eternally confused, speech-impeded, non-Irish Cockney-Italian and a bitter, biased Scotch-Italian. You know the clichés -"City have got too many players" and "I don't see them doing anything" from Antonio Cascarino and "City have more unhappy players than they do happy" and "They are just buying any player that is available" from Luigi Macari. These fuckwits actually get a fee for this shit. Meanwhile, quality and insightful amateur journalism goes unheralded except by those wot know.

Coming soon...


Tales from the Tabs 13/08/10

The story that will not die is Curry's primary target (again), nothing has changed but here are the quotes of the day:

"Cappello is a dead man walking"


"Once the vultures begin to circle, ie the press, your days are numbered"

So nothing to do with Steve, you understand. Wonder what the press would have been like if England had lost?

Thursday 12 August 2010

Tabloid review 12/08/10

Mick Dennis really needs to get out more.

"[David Beckham] has given me my finest moments as an England fan"

Beckham's England career is effectively over as Cappello has the temerity to suggest that at 37 David will be 'too old' when the Euro Championship comes round in two years time. Wedderburn pointed out that he simply gave a straight answer to a straight question, but Mick wasn't having that - it's a question of respect. It was like a conversation between two 14 year olds.

Wednesday 11 August 2010

Tabloid Review 11/08/10

Short one today 'cos the England stuff is getting rather tedious.

Paul Lewis reviewing, renowned psychology & body language expert, gives us insight into the captain's press conference:

"You could tell Steven Gerrard would have rather been anywhere else by his body language, arms folded, chin buried in his chest...". So no flies on Paul.

MON gets second billing as Villa start to spin against him, for want of a better expression:

The O'Neill backlash begins

There hasn't been any direct word from O'Neill or Villa in the press until now, but this will probably sting Martin into action and ratchet things up a notch. Expect paragraphs on the chairman's megalomania in the not-too-distant future.

Final story, Craig Bellamy's frank interview on Sky yesterday regarding his untenable & precarious position at City. It's a tough one for a journalist this, but Paul eventually decides to blame Craig. Well done, Paul!

Tuesday 10 August 2010

SSN tabloid review 10/08/10

Steven 'Steve' Curry's ample bottom in the hot seat today, and only 2 stories in town.

Firstly, Martin O'Neil's surprise resignation yesterday. Steve informs us this is because the club weren't willing to give him the proceeds from the likely sale of James Milner to bolster his squad, which is plausible enough. However, of greater interest to Steve is the revelation that certain Villa players, upon hearing the news MON had gone, were texting pictures of champagne bottles being opened to each other. So assuming this is true, genuinely earth-shattering news that some of the workers don't like the boss.

Final story, Cappello. Steve refers to his friend & ours, Henry Winter, sticking the verbal boot into Fabio: "Henry's a conservative, thoughtful journalist, so this isn't like him". I think I may have spat some of my breakfast out at that point. After a bit of prompting by Mike Wedderburn, Steve elucidated with the following comment and our 'journalist, in the 3rd person, quote of the day' : "Capello has got onto the wrong side of the press, and as we know once that happens your days are numbered". So there it is in black and white, the press certainly believe they can get the England manager sacked.

Monday 9 August 2010

Sunday Supplement Podcast - 08/08/10

Lots of talk about Cappello obviously after the World Cup debacle; after a very poor campaign I think there is a genuine desire for the squad to change - new blood, building towards the next World Cup - the 'golden generation' should be pensioned off having consistently underachieved.
Seems sensible, doesn't it?
Not to the assembled journos. Apparently, he shouldn't have discarded the squad players who didn't feature at the WC for the upcoming friendly. They weren't really good enough to play in the starting eleven at the WC, but they are good enough now. And by apologising at his press conference last week (not his idea, but he felt like he had to say it, under instruction from the FA apparently) he's become the press's poodle.


"Cappello got the worst out of the players" according to The Sun's Dr. Evil, Rob Beasley.

And

"JT was absolutely right to speak out" - yet the papers panned him for it afterwards, if I remember correctly.

And why do these journalists refer to their colleagues & the rest of the industry in the 3rd person, like things appearing in the press have nothing to do with them?

Plenty of excuses for Rooney's form, largely centered on England "playing in the wrong way". Did England really change the way they played from the successful qualification campaign? If they did it's no wonder the panel were slagging Cappello off.

Onto Liverpool's impending takeover, possibly by the Chinese state. Roy Hodgson gets a glowing report following a routine passage through the first qualifying round of the Europa cup as his tenure begins at one of the established "Big 4" clubs. Not a great deal of concern about the ownership passing to a foreign state, but we're still at the conjecture stage with this. Expect some human rights based hand-wringing should this come to pass... we shall see.

Cesc Fabregas was next up for discussion. He's "totally committed" to the Arsenal cause apparently. No real mention of a summer's worth of tapping-up from Barcelona, which would have been big news if it had been a British club naturally.

Which leads nicely onto Tottenham; the Harry Redknapp love-in continues, but being a friend of the sports media helps dissipate any criticism. Three players will be bought when Tottenham get past Young Boys according to those in the know - no names are mentioned, but 'Arry's hardly behind the door when it comes to discussing transfer targets.

And finally Manchester City. It's been another bumper transfer window for City as they try and force there way onto the Premier League's top table. Rob Beasley "fears that Manchester City are going the same way as Chelsea". As a Manchester City fan, so do I...


Here's a long but interesting piece written by fellow blue Howard Hockin, regarding the MCFC bullshit-merry-go-round which deserves a mention here to illustrate a point regarding City "distorting the transfer market"

http://www.footballfancast.com

Obviously I'm biased, but surely the football glitterati have always distorted the transfer market for everyone below them? It's the law of the jungle, and I can tell you now it's much more fun being at the top of the food chain than the bottom.

MCFC bollocks quote of the day was "It looks like Adebayor is through the door", despite City saying very publicly last Friday that he's wearing the number nine shirt this coming season and will definitely not be leaving.

Some other noteworthy quotes - "Mancini to be out of work by bonfire night" according to Beasley, "City blew Chelsea out of the water" with a £24m bid for James Milner (has Abramovich finally run out of money?) "Craig Bellamy would love to go to Tottenham" but "would he take a £40k pay cut?"
I think that's a bit of a 'no brainer' lads.

Friday 6 August 2010

Marlon King currently on Radio 5 live...

As we know the prison system is full of innocent men...

Interview after being released from his sentence for sexual assault, sounds like fun.

Thursday 5 August 2010

Damn! Nearly forgot...

What got me re-motivated last night about the blog was Keith Harris's enormous U-turn of a Sky Sports News interview re. the self-styled Red Knights -

As reported in 'print'

I've tried to avoid taking an angle (I did say 'tried') on the whole Red Knights thing as it would have got a bit too partisan which was not my intention when I started the blog... however, followers of the story will find this interesting to say the least.

The interview itself was rather cringeworthy, to be honest, watching the Keith flippantly cutting the umbilical cord to the foetus of the consortium of 'serious businessmen' he was fronting, whilst a framed ManU shirt of yesteryear hung proudly on the wall behind him.

I'm sure at one point he uttered the phrase "it's just business". Blimey Keith. Bit of a change of heart there. Or maybe Orville was hidden behind Keith winding his neck in?

Summer hols / world cup over...

Sorry for the extended break, not sure if I'm going to renew my sky subscription for the new season so will be doing this from the SS podcast which is DREADFUL, I know. Still, £20.50 per month (plus an extra £7 if I want the pleasure of watching in HD) means I'll be doing the decent thing and watching dodgy internet feeds instead.
Anyway, I'm assuming the series starts up again next weekend so hopefully the bullshit brigade will run true to form and give me plenty to moan about...