Right, so Paddy Barclay to kick us off - Stoke's 'anti-football' approach, echoed by Custis (N) illustrates the reason why 3 Arsenal players have sustained broken legs in recent years. It's the English mentality to allow upstarts like Stoke to rise above their station and physically intimidate superior artisans such as Arsenal. Tackling is "out of control" according to Paddy.
I'd put it down to awful luck, especially the injury Ramsay sustained yesterday. Surely it's unhelpful and bad taste sensationalising it by laying the blame squarely with Stoke et al.
Onto the continuing uber-dull Wayne Bridge / John Terry saga; Paddy reckons all the press hype made it a better game. Blimey, well done lads! Carlos Tevez "beat the Chelsea back four on his own", too.
I must apologise to '5 chins' Curry here, he said there'd be no handshake, and I doubted him. Silly me. Steve knows. I will never doubt him again.
Next, replacements for ailing England defenders and that problem left back area:
- Warnock
- Baines
- Shorey?
- The "out-of-control" Shawcross
- Cahill (G)
Henry Wanker's still banging a drum (from a distance) for Milner of course, given his record in that left back position. His tweets really do make fantastic reading, and afford him special dispensation to appear on this blog without actually appearing on the days' TSS. He towers above his peers like a colossus clad in pastel v-necked cashmere.
Finally, the Carling Cup. "It's a better competition than the FA Cup", according to Custis. Better crowds too, apparently. I think this nugget of complete and utter horseshit is a fitting place to end todays' entry.
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